Yes, my first book is out. You can read it already. The “I don’t have a Kindle” excuse no longer applies. In fact, after reading this post, it just makes you look silly. I mean, all the cool kids are doing it. So go, buy a copy in your preferred format, and spend an hour or two reading. Then when you’re done, give me a review.
Yeah, you! Go. Right now. Don’t make me count to three. Go.