A cautionary tale. You’ve just gotten a new laptop. It’s crisp, new, brushed aluminum cover and crystal clear monitor MUST remain pristine. Unblemished. B E A utiful!
So you spend an afternoon shopping for protection. You want this baby to shine and last. You take your toddler along with you, little suspecting that he has outlined an evil plot, naming you as his dupe.

Yep, you’ll stand out at your next Con, you will. I think all that is missing is rainbow farting unicorns and a bobble-headed, neon haired troll.

You have been warned!