Dear friend or family,
This node of the greater Thyer clan has pursued and dispatched another year. Its carcass awaits the butcher’s keen knife and we’ve mounted its bloody head atop our mantle. It grins back at us above a warm blaze.
We hope that you too have been successful in the hunt. The yuletide goats should never be allowed to linger overlong. If the fates bring you to our hearth we welcome you and fully expect you to air your grievances once the tradition of feats of strength has been observed. If you’re not so fortunate, may the fates remain in your favor.